I do not feel the way I should
There’s something off today
And I would name it if I could
For it won’t go away
It started with a scratchy throat
And runny nose but then
My head was floating like a boat
I cannot see my pen
My body aches, my eyes are sore
I think I’m gonna sneeze
I cannot sleep because I snore
Quick diagnose me please
It couldn’t be the chicken pox
There’s no spots to be seen
I have the symptoms on the box
But oh what can that mean?
It will kill me if I let it
As the tissues I unfold
And That’s when I finally get it
That I’ve got a real MAN COLD.
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Sorry about your 'man cold', that's a bummer. I'm still rofl over the video clip!!!
ReplyDeleteAwww get better soon! Eat garlic, it heals all.
ReplyDeleteTry sipping a tablespoon of horseradish mixed into a cup of hot tea.
ReplyDeleteA friend into holistic healing told me about this. I tried it once.
Didn't get rid of the cold but made me forget about it for awhile! ;P
@Blacknick, that is hilarious!!
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